DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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magnusnygren:

when a guy’s nose is bigger than his dick

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hossprey:

shawzy, saader, and the crowd team up to make crow do a kaner shuffle impression

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ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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zardmaster:

christian memes is officially too much

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sidlook:

make  me choose

allgenowantedwasapuppy asked: Paul Martin or David Booth

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nice-wig-janis:

heyfishie:

Oh my god

i cant breathe

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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hawkey-feathers:

So.. This happened